Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jake Cuenca and Alfred Vargas Blind Items



It is quite intriguing why Jake Cuenca (in ABS-CBN) and Alfred Vargas (GMA) never fails to grab the most coveted projects in their respective networks. Is it the workings of their influential managers, a streak of luck, their unparalleled talent or is it much deeper like "giving in" to the indecent proposals from the top executives of their networks?

Being the top two networks of the Philippines, gaining plum roles in ABS-CBN and GMA is mainly a product of two things: fame and "connections". If you don't have one of those two criteria mentioned then budding actors would have to resort to taking minor roles. Or worse, become one of the "frozen delights" awaiting for a dearth of projects to be given to you.



In ABS-CBN, it is quite a wonder why such big projects like Palos is given to a newcomer like Jake. In GMA, on the other hand, Alfred snatched the role to be KC Concepcion's boyfriend in the upcoming movie When I Met U. In both cases, it seems they never run out of projects in television, despite the fact that Jake is not really the best in the acting department, while Alfred seems to be past his prime.

And enter the blind items:



SIKAT NA AKTOR, IPINUHUNAN ANG KATAWAN SA GAY TV EXECUTIVE ni Joey De Castro, X-Files

Kaya pala muling namamayagpag ang sikat na aktor sa malaking TV network na kinabibilangan nito ay dahil sa siya mismo ang gumawa ng paraan para maging mabango sa makapangyarihang executive ng nasabing istasyon.

Kung paniniwalaaan ang chika mamaril, sa halip daw ang aktor ang mag-sodomize sa matabang vaklush ay ito raw ang pinatu-tuwad sa tuwing mag-sex-sex sila kaya panalung-panalo ito sa mga big time projects.

Sa totoo lang, hindi masyadong magaling sa pag-arte ang aktor at hindi rin gaanong ka-guwapo kung sisipating mabuti. Pero sa nabanggit naming departamento, walang makasa-sabay na kapwa aktor sa kanya.

Lihim na pinag-uusapan ng kapwa niya male contract stars sa higanteng network ang nai-ibang gimik ng ating bida. Kaya naman inggit na inggit sila. Hindi ba't in the news kamakailan ang mapagbigay na aktor at ang isa pang aktor na nagko-kontrabida dahil nag-patutsadahan ito laban sa latest flavor of the month ng bading na executive? Mabuti nga, bago mahuli ang lahat ay nagka-sundo na ang dalawang aktor.

Going back to our enterprising actor, malinaw pa sa sikat ng araw na NOTA lang ang kanyang puhunan para sumikat sa showbiz. Matagal-tagal na ring nag-tapos ang isang teleserye na pinag-bidahan niya, 'di ba?


Sounds obvious that the two actors in a spat lately were Jake and Baron Geisler. The network executive was listed as the one of the most powerful gays in the land because of his "power" in ABS-CBN.

This next blind item seems to refer to Alfred:



MORENONG AKTOR NG GIANT NETWORK, MAHUSAY MAG-MANIOBRA NG CAREER ni Joey De Castro, X-Files

Usap-usapan ngayon sa apat na sulok ng higanteng network ang tungkol sa pagiging masyadong visible ng matangkad at morenong aktor sa mga important projects ng nasabing company. Hindi lang dahil
sa may lalim kung umarte ang ating bida, kundi marunong siyang mag-maniobra ng kanyang showbiz career.

Speaking of maneuverings, kung paniniwalaan ang mga bali-balita, nagiging "favorite" na raw ng matabang gay executive ng giant conglomerate ang brown-skinned actor na hindi naman ka-guwapuhan, ay dahil sa masyado raw itong mapag-bigay sa sexual caprices ng vaklush.

Kung ang isang kapwa aktor ay puma-payag daw na ma-baboy ng nasabing scheming gay executive para lang huwag mawala sa eksena sa giant network, ang matangkad at morenong aktor naman ay intact ang self dignity nito pagdating sa aspetong sekswal.

Sa totoo lang, kasama siya sa isang afternoon drama series na nag-extend dahil mataas ang ratings kung iku-kumpara sa kasabay na programa sa kalabang network. Pagdating kasi sa acting, may mga eksena na nasasapawan ng aktor ang mismong bida ng nasabing teleserye.

Kunsabagay, expected na ang ganitong kalakaran maski saang propesyon. Kahit sa fastfood o chain or restaurants business, o sa mga corporate offices, may mga baklang executives o managers na always on the lookout for good-looking boylets with succulent and big d*cks na more than willing na makipag-laro basta lang maka-survive, 'di ba? Tama ba kami, Ate Blessie?

What can I say? In a dog-eat-dog world of show business, the competition is rough and some people need to wile their way around to get ahead. I do not claim the veracity of these blind items and thus we should take these matters with a grain of salt.

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11 comments:

  1. Great post! I love thse blind items. Would you know a site where I can read more of them?

    Don't worry, I'll still patronize Bashhh! I just wanna know other juicy chismis. Haha.

    Thanks.

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  2. damn_this_email_addy@yahoo.comFebruary 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    We should not be surprised at the fact that there is no dearth of projects for Alfred. And we should not even impute that he gets it because of sexual favors.

    I am sure that with just a little more research, writers will find out that Alfred belongs to buen familia, and as everyone knows, there is a "old boy's network" among the buen familia that Alfred can tap into so that di nya kelangan magbenta ng sexual favors. I would not be surprised if he is in first name basis with the president of the network itself!

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  3. @damn_this_email

    Your point taken. As I said, we should take these blind items with a grain of salt. Thanks for contributing your thoughts!

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  4. joshgroban888@gmail.comFebruary 5, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    Huh, ano ang bago sa issue na ito? Lahat yata ng guys and gurls, just to reach stardom, must first be laid.

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  5. di naman nakapagtataka yan, kung alam lang ng marami, most aspiring actors ay nagdadaan sa pagpapagamit sa mga gay execs.even in hollywood...basahin ninyo ang latest book HOLLYWOOD BABYLON...naroon lahat ang mga expose.recently nga was able to bed an indie film actor .

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  6. I don't think the second blind item refers to alfred vargas. In the first place, these 2 blind items refer to the same fat gay executive, which only means they (the 2 actors) belong to the same network. Wouldn't it be more logical to say Zanjoe Marudo instead of Alfred Vargas? Zanjoe has never been idle on TV since he started in PBB.

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  7. @abbie

    The clue says the actor has an "afternoon drama series na na-extend". That could not be Zanjoe because Parekoy is not drama and it has just started. It is more possible that it is Alfred. They say GMA has also an influential "fat" gay executive too.

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  8. Sa ABS-CBN, ang baklang fatso na Executive na yan ay clearly si Deo Edrinal < http://www.facebook.com/people/Deo-Endrinal/1185568351 >! Eh sino naman kaya yang baklang fatso na Executive and counterpart ng GMA7? Alam nyo ba? :-?

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  9. Definitely not Zanjoe. Na-offer sa kanya before ang Palos pero dapat magpa-do siya kay Deo E. Eh umayaw siya, kaya napunta kay Jake. Si Zanjoe kahit second lead roles lang tinatanggap niya basta marangal ang pagkakakuha ng project.

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  10. ay! ang swerte naman nang DEO ENDRINAL na yan!

    yun lang ang masasabi ko..

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  11. h. madalas offeran si zanjoe sa mga ganyan pero mukhang hindi niya type ang mga bakala.:(

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