Yet Another Jake Cuenca Blind Item

There's no more denying that Jake Cuenca gets all the biggest roles among the numerous young actors in the stables of ABS-CBN. No wonder, the juicy projects he has achieved are kind of absurd to fathom for some. Let's all admit, Jake is not really as bankable like Gerald Anderson or as good acting-wise like John Lloyd Cruz. Why is he getting all the meat, while the rest like Sam Milby, Zanjoe Marudo and Piolo Pascual are eclipsed by him?

For one, as a newcomer from a rival network, he was given a title role in Palos opposite no less than Cesar Montano. That was a flop in viewer ratings, but he is still getting major projects. Another trail-blazing achievement is to be cast as the other leading man in the hottest love team in Philippine showbiz -- Gerald Anderson and Kim Chiu. Not once, but twice -- in Sana Maulit Muli and the latest is Tayong Dalawa. Compared to other major actors like Piolo, he got to be paired with KC Conception first in the I am KC series. There are even bigger projects ahead of him, like the TV version of Nardong Putik.

Wow.. That may be the reason why his "success" is the subject of scrutiny. Like in this blind item:

Pete-Tik
‘Polka-dotted actor’ natalbugan ng ‘cock teaser’ newcomer by Pete Alpoquinto

Hindi naman kaguwapuhan, ‘di naman katangkaran, at lalong ‘di naman kagalingang umarte.

Kadalasan nga’y nagsa-sayang ng negatibo, pero super-hot sa isang giant network ang young actor na ‘to. Why is that so?

Ang totoo niyan, most young males in that network are envious of his enormous luck. Lahat nga naman ng importanteng soap o teevee series ay join siya, at siya si-yempre ang isa sa mga lead characters. But how did his winning streaks start?

Well, he was the featured guest in that fantaserye that served as the launching vehicle of this young actor who was then the flavor of the season of this in-fluencial gay executive.

At dahil sa ‘cock tea-ser’ ang young actor na kali-lipat lang noon from a rival network, kapag nagbibihis raw ito ay itinataon na nasa set ang vaklush na executive na na-turned-on naturalmen-te sa kanyang absolutely flawless skin tone at fairly, adequate (fairly adequate raw, o! Hahahahaha) bulge.

At dahil sa kanyang pagi-ging exhibitionist, naintriga siyempre ang vaklushi at na-realize niyang polka dot beauty pala ang bagets na kanyang bini-build-up. Harharhar!

Absolutely flawless kasi ang katawan ng eksenador na ombre samantalang dahil laki sa hirap, may mga diyes at bente singko ang bagets na lead actor sa fantaserye. Hahahahahaha! Puhleezzzzeeeeeee!

Anyway, his good fortune was the polka-dotted actor’s funeral. Oo nga’t na-ririyan pa rin siya kahit papaano, pero tinalbugan siya nang todu-todo ng ‘cock tea-ser’ na aktor dahil magagandang projects at lead roles ang napupunta rito.

Pa’no, ‘di naman siya all-out sa hadahan unlike dito sa bagong lipat na ombaw na tongue-to- tongue kissing ang alam at ginagawa raw talagang girl na girl ang vaklu-shing gay executive. Hakhakhak!

On top of that, he’s got a gorgeous body that’s absolutely a joy to behold for its satiny feel. Hakhakhak!

Also, pinkish daw ang kanyang nota kaya gigil na gigil ang gay executive. Hahahahahahahairia! Puhleezzzeeeeee! Anyway, it was agonizing for the former lover of the gay executive.

Talagang nawalan siya ng career nang dumating ang eksenador na young actor na may pagka-cleft palate (po-ngetizingly yours vagah! Hakhakhak!) ang beauty. Hakhakhak!

Talbog kasi silang lahat sa kama. Pero, tama ang isang pasaway na aktor sa kanyang pronouncements laban sa flawless na pahadang young actor.

Hindi nga naman ito kagalingang umarte. Simpleng dialog nga raw ay ‘di ma-memorize at kadalasan ay paulit-ulit ang take para makuha niya ang isang simpleng eksena.

Oras na may dumating na ‘bago’, siguradong relegated siya sa background for he’s not and will never be a John Lloyd Cruz or a Jericho Rosales.

He’s not even a Baron Geisler. Hahaha! Period. Walang comma!

The polka-dotted actor is clearly Matt Evans. After playing Pedro Penduko, where Jake is merely a support cast, Matt has no projects lately. To think, Matt has proven his bankability among the televiewers because Pedro Penduko was a big hit in terms of ratings. Where is Matt Evans now? He's moonlighting in ABC 5 to keep himself busy.

Jake Cuenca, Matt Evans, Gerald Anderson, blind item, ABS-CBN

Jake Cuenca and Alfred Vargas Blind Items

It is quite intriguing why Jake Cuenca (in ABS-CBN) and Alfred Vargas (GMA) never fails to grab the most coveted projects in their respective networks. Is it the workings of their influential managers, a streak of luck, their unparalleled talent or is it much deeper like "giving in" to the indecent proposals from the top executives of their networks?

Being the top two networks of the Philippines, gaining plum roles in ABS-CBN and GMA is mainly a product of two things: fame and "connections". If you don't have one of those two criteria mentioned then budding actors would have to resort to taking minor roles. Or worse, become one of the "frozen delights" awaiting for a dearth of projects to be given to you.



In ABS-CBN, it is quite a wonder why such big projects like Palos is given to a newcomer like Jake. In GMA, on the other hand, Alfred snatched the role to be KC Concepcion's boyfriend in the upcoming movie When I Met U. In both cases, it seems they never run out of projects in television, despite the fact that Jake is not really the best in the acting department, while Alfred seems to be past his prime.

And enter the blind items:

SIKAT NA AKTOR, IPINUHUNAN ANG KATAWAN SA GAY TV EXECUTIVE ni Joey De Castro, X-Files

Kaya pala muling namamayagpag ang sikat na aktor sa malaking TV network na kinabibilangan nito ay dahil sa siya mismo ang gumawa ng paraan para maging mabango sa makapangyarihang executive ng nasabing istasyon.

Kung paniniwalaaan ang chika mamaril, sa halip daw ang aktor ang mag-sodomize sa matabang vaklush ay ito raw ang pinatu-tuwad sa tuwing mag-sex-sex sila kaya panalung-panalo ito sa mga big time projects.

Sa totoo lang, hindi masyadong magaling sa pag-arte ang aktor at hindi rin gaanong ka-guwapo kung sisipating mabuti. Pero sa nabanggit naming departamento, walang makasa-sabay na kapwa aktor sa kanya.

Lihim na pinag-uusapan ng kapwa niya male contract stars sa higanteng network ang nai-ibang gimik ng ating bida. Kaya naman inggit na inggit sila. Hindi ba't in the news kamakailan ang mapagbigay na aktor at ang isa pang aktor na nagko-kontrabida dahil nag-patutsadahan ito laban sa latest flavor of the month ng bading na executive? Mabuti nga, bago mahuli ang lahat ay nagka-sundo na ang dalawang aktor.

Going back to our enterprising actor, malinaw pa sa sikat ng araw na NOTA lang ang kanyang puhunan para sumikat sa showbiz. Matagal-tagal na ring nag-tapos ang isang teleserye na pinag-bidahan niya, 'di ba?

Sounds obvious that the two actors in a spat lately were Jake and Baron Geisler. The network executive was listed as the one of the most powerful gays in the land because of his "power" in ABS-CBN.

This next blind item seems to refer to Alfred:

MORENONG AKTOR NG GIANT NETWORK, MAHUSAY MAG-MANIOBRA NG CAREER ni Joey De Castro, X-Files

Usap-usapan ngayon sa apat na sulok ng higanteng network ang tungkol sa pagiging masyadong visible ng matangkad at morenong aktor sa mga important projects ng nasabing company. Hindi lang dahil
sa may lalim kung umarte ang ating bida, kundi marunong siyang mag-maniobra ng kanyang showbiz career.

Speaking of maneuverings, kung paniniwalaan ang mga bali-balita, nagiging "favorite" na raw ng matabang gay executive ng giant conglomerate ang brown-skinned actor na hindi naman ka-guwapuhan, ay dahil sa masyado raw itong mapag-bigay sa sexual caprices ng vaklush.

Kung ang isang kapwa aktor ay puma-payag daw na ma-baboy ng nasabing scheming gay executive para lang huwag mawala sa eksena sa giant network, ang matangkad at morenong aktor naman ay intact ang self dignity nito pagdating sa aspetong sekswal.

Sa totoo lang, kasama siya sa isang afternoon drama series na nag-extend dahil mataas ang ratings kung iku-kumpara sa kasabay na programa sa kalabang network. Pagdating kasi sa acting, may mga eksena na nasasapawan ng aktor ang mismong bida ng nasabing teleserye.

Kunsabagay, expected na ang ganitong kalakaran maski saang propesyon. Kahit sa fastfood o chain or restaurants business, o sa mga corporate offices, may mga baklang executives o managers na always on the lookout for good-looking boylets with succulent and big d*cks na more than willing na makipag-laro basta lang maka-survive, 'di ba? Tama ba kami, Ate Blessie?

What can I say? In a dog-eat-dog world of show business, the competition is rough and some people need to wile their way around to get ahead. I do not claim the veracity of these blind items and thus we should take these matters with a grain of salt.

Alfred Vargas, Jake Cuenca, blind item