Taking a much-needed breather over the gayer stuff here, let's talk about Gretchen Barretto's recent foyer at the news headlines again.
No, it's got nothing to do with her scandalous statements, bitchy cat fights with former friends or another smoochy-coochy with a guy other than Tonyboy. Surprisingly, Gretchen will be hosting a fabulous new game show titled "You and Me Against the World" in TV5 (that shake, shake whatever channel). Well, drop the fabulous... because the concept was obviously ripped-off from ABS-CBN's now defunct show "1 vs. 100".
To gather up a good momentum for their pilot episode, the contestants would be Lucy Torres and guess who.. John Estrada!
Let's see if Gretchen can upstage Kris Aquino's tactlessness and maybe she will regain her stature in showbiz again. Although she proudly proclaims that she does not need money to work because she's rich, I think she direly needs to update her filmography to become a more respectable list. Oh what is her most memorable movie yet? "Matakot Ka Sa Karma" (Be Afraid of Karma)? "Tukso Layuan Mo Ako" (Temptation, Get Away From Me)? "Lihim ng Golden Buddha" (The Secret of You-Know-What, where the tacky theme song of the same title was sung by Mariz)? Enough said.
Anyway, here are the top five things you should not say in front of Gretchen Barreto:
5.) You and your daughter, Dominique, are like twins!
4.) Who's the better kisser - John Estrada, Dody Puno or Tonyboy Cojuangco?
3.) How much did you spend to make you look like that, at your age?
2.) Dawn, Nadia and Lani said that you're a woman with loose morals... Joke!
And top answer for the things you should not say in front of Gretchen Barreto is...
1.) [Taking cue from Claudine's "Iisa Pa Lamang" (Only One)]
You're just a gold-digger... with a flower! (See pic above)